August and Everything After

Vladdie Ha, I have some great things on my mind today.  Some really neato stuff, but I think sharing this information could get me put on some sort of government watch list.  I’m restraining myself.  Until next time my friends, I’m concealing the evidence. 

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32 Responses to August and Everything After

  1. sprizee says:

    You and Barack are going to make a terrific team.

  2. egan says:

    Sprizee – so you did see my appearance on someone’s webcast this weekend eh?

  3. Randa says:

    Dude. I am hurt that I have been removed from your blog list, even though I rarely post, and even more rarely comment. But I still love you — doesn’t that count?
    Our little peacock (oh my god I just got it) auditrix got a tattoo. You should check it out.
    Hope all is well in the life of a singe.

  4. egan says:

    Randa – I still love you too. The removal of your link doesn’t mean I don’t care for you anymore. I try to keep the blogroll to the most active bloggers is all. No harm intended. Did our prudish peacock really get a tattoo? Maybe I should get one too.

  5. Cheryl says:

    Aw man. You’re a tease.

  6. egan says:

    Cheryl – a formal announcement regarding my intentions is in the making. Have your web browser ready.

  7. Randa says:

    Okay; all is good between us then.
    Maybe you could get the same tattoo. The theme would work for both of you, oddly enough.

  8. egan says:

    Randa – is it a fig leaf or something? Forestry majors don’t sport tattoos like that. Hells no, we get chainsaws tattooed on our biceps.

  9. Randa says:

    Fowl. Peacock. Get it?

  10. egan says:

    Randa – I do get it now. I’m a little slow on the uptake these days. I should get a rooster on my left butt cheek.

  11. Randa says:

    A cock. Very funny, Egan.

  12. meno says:

    You are about to declare your candidacy for the democratic presidential nomination aren’t you?
    But i think that little incident in college might get you into some hot water with the party.

  13. Chris says:

    Either your gonna be a dad or the secret to formula X as found in the PowerPuff Girls.

  14. mez says:

    ooo could Chris be right?
    It’s highly unfair you keeping secrets, you tease! 🙂

  15. Tall Chick says:

    Fishy’s birthday is in August. ^_^
    I came here for your bitchin’ gibberish post, but alas. My hopes are shattered, splintered, smashed to smithereens. Sadness.

  16. ChrisTX says:

    I get those thoughts now and then… so, I am not as controversial as I want to be… btw, I am differentiating now since there are others who share the greatness of my name 🙂

  17. Buggss says:

    OMG! Egan – you’re going to announce you’re really Hilary Clinton ?!?!
    Or you’re the pilot of the UFO currently hovering over Melbourne ?
    No wait….I know !
    Bill Gates has adopted you as his heir for the Microsoft Death Star and you’ll be Emporer of The World next Wednesday lunchtime?

  18. L says:

    I am awaiting with baited breath. Filed under ‘science’, huh? I knew it. Your real name is Bill Nye the Science Guy.

  19. Burr-ee-toe says:

    Hi Egan, I’ve been a space cadet lately, but I wanted to let you know I still heart you.

  20. darlene says:

    waiting anxiously in anticipation!
    p.s. tried the green tea frapp – sorry to say I found it terribly yucky. 😛

  21. Brooke says:

    Did you try to give Dubya a wedgie again?

  22. churlita says:

    You’re taking a job at Starbucks, getting a tattoo, joining the cast of Gray’s Anatomy and only wearing flannel from now on?

  23. Pants says:

    I hope your big announcement involves the legendary g-string and fart machine.

  24. egan says:

    Randa – I’m a genius like that. A rooster would be perfect and would illustrate my francophile-ness.
    Meno – I did in fact start blogging to take a run at the Presidency in 2008. Then I do some basic math and realized I would be too young. Maybe 2012 though.
    Boston Chris – Powderpuff Girls are my favorites. You know I’m about as fond of kids as I am kittens right?
    Mez – I apologize for the secrets. It’s not in my nature to keep this news from anyone for very long. Expect a YouTube production.
    Tall Chick – I didn’t mean to dash your hopes gibberish wise. I will not let you down, you’re my only hope.
    Chris TX – it’s a tough racket sometimes speaking your mind openly on your blog. Me thinks you’re a Jedi too.
    Buggss – all of those are great guesses. I especially like the Bill Gates one. You suppose I could a Mac and work for Bill still? Hilary has contacted me and I declined her invite. I’m all about Mr. Barack Obama.
    L – you actually pay attention to the categories? I had man crush on Bill Nye in college. He knows all the cool science tricks and he’s met Dave Letterman.
    Burr-ee-toe – you’re a half marathon studette and not a space cadet.
    Darlene – I’m shocked you didn’t like it. Well I guess it’s not for everyone. Give a shot hot and see if that makes any difference. I like it with whip, but that’s just me and my sweet tooth.
    Brooke – I so wish I did that. If anyone deserves a damn wedgie, it’s our loser president.
    Churlita – believe it or not, I’ve been asked to head up a new Seattle grunge rock band. I’m a very very talented singer.
    Pants – those are tough items to top young lady. I’ve got my work cut out for me.

  25. furiousball says:

    being on government watch lists is this year’s black

  26. egan says:

    Furiousball – I watch the prez to take notice of my actions. Maybe he can tap my phones and look at my excellent credit report. My rights really aren’t that important to me.

  27. ChickyBabe says:

    I can hack into your brain.

  28. Amanda says:

    You are too funny. Getting me all excited and then letting me down.
    My brother is on a government watch list due to all the middle eastern classes he took and websites he’d visit. He can’t check in online with United because of it — he can only check in at the counter.

  29. L says:

    Egan, I pay attention to everything you do. Like not being dirty enough.

  30. egan says:

    ChickyBabe – I guess it’s only fair you can hack into my brain since I can hack your password. Pixie is very naughty.
    Amanda – you’re serious about your brother? How stupid. Just because he took classes he’s on some dumb government watch list. I don’t get it. I sure as hell hope we never get in some war with France or I will be locked up forever.
    L – did you write this on my car? Did you break into the garage and mess up our MINI? Shame on you. I’m sorry I didn’t come to the symphony, but is this really the right way to retaliate?

  31. Amanda says:

    I’m very serious. I couldn’t believe it either. He & his wife were traveling to Chicago and they kept trying to check in online. She was able to, but he wasn’t. So when they checked in at the counter, they asked why. The rep told them that his name was flagged and their airline required him to check in at the counter. Nice, huh?

  32. egan says:

    Amanda – this is appalling. Some days this country feels like an episode of 24.

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