Payback is a Bitch

Dirty_1Well look what we have here. A little over a month ago I did this to a car parked in our work garage. Monday afternoon I wandered over to our car and saw this scribbled on the driver’s side of our car. It reads:


Kudos to whoever did this to our beloved MINI Cooper. I was very impressed while driving my wife around town today. I felt so cool. Does this mean I have a stalker?

P.S. yes, I’m still playing out the cliffhanger.


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Seattle native, discovering life! I like ice cream, cold cereal, and The Amazing Race.
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34 Responses to Payback is a Bitch

  1. Pants says:

    If you do have a stalker, they have a mighty good sense of humor.

  2. egan says:

    Pants – I laughed for about 20 minutes after reading this. It’s classic.

  3. egan says:

    ChickyBabe – I could totally see Pixie doing this. Where was she this afternoon? Don’t tell me she was on the back of some dude’s Ducati.

  4. mez says:

    hahahahahaha I love smartarses! 😀

  5. egan says:

    Mez – I do too. I am one so it’s only fair someone got me back. I’ve narrowed my list down to three possible suspects of the “dirty” work.

  6. cindra says:

    I think it was Tall Chick.

  7. egan says:

    Cindra – I think that’s a very good guess too. She’s a crafty woman like that. Pixie and Tall Chick are the frontrunners for this dirt graffiti.

  8. Claire says:

    Heheheeh, that’s awesome!

  9. Buggss says:

    I’m voting for ChickyBabe or Candace…coz the little green men in the UFO emphatically denied it was their handwriting 😛

  10. Karla says:

    I would totally feel hot if someone did that to my car!

  11. margaret says:

    you totally wrote that yourself!

  12. tori says:

    When we lived at the apartment in between selling our old house and our new house being built, someone left a note on my car. I felt so cool at first and then got all paranoid about stalkers because I had 3 small children. Everything was fine and I found out later who it was. Just an old neighbor who happened to be in the neighborhood of our apartment and thought it would be funny.

  13. darlene says:

    hmmmm….Maybe it was your wife?
    just kidding

  14. Katy says:

    Ha. Keep us posted.

  15. Amanda says:

    Classic. I was going to ask if it was Mrs. Lessinges, but Darlene beat me to it.

  16. furiousball says:

    A frat brother once wrote BALLS across my forehead while I was passed out with a black marker in college. I’d prefer the dirty car drawing next time.

  17. ms. sizzle says:

    now that’s good payback.

  18. Amy says:

    Is it still there? You could cross out “I wish” and “was” and add the word “is” to read “Egan is this dirty”.

  19. L says:

    Wow, he got your name right. Who woulda thought the guy could spell?

  20. Burr-ee-toe says:

    You get all the cool stuff happening to you! Not fair!

  21. egan says:

    Claire – it’s only fair someone did this to our car. I was a meanie to someone in the garage. The dirty remark had me laughing for about 20 minutes when I saw it.
    Buggss – I say it was Candace only because she lives much closer to me than ChickyBabe’s Pixie.
    Karla – hot in what way? Like you were wanted or you were being stalked? Oh I get it, as in raunchy hot.
    Margaret – do you think I would write that on my own car? Hmmm…
    Tori – I should leave notes on attractive married women’s car just for fun. Bonus points if they have kids.
    Darlene – perhaps it was my wife. I don’t think it’s her writing though. I’ve analyzed the penmanship very carefully and it doesn’t appear to be hers. It’s 100% male handwriting.
    Katy – I will keep you posted. So far I’m 0/2 on suspects.
    Amanda – my wife has better things to do I think. Perhaps she’s trying to give me a raunchy reputation though.
    Furiousball – huh, is that why you use the “furiousball” handle on your blog?
    Ms. Sizzle – it is good payback, but I don’t think it’s from the person I scribbled on last month. I think it’s a friend.
    Amy – I like your approach. I could modify it or I could actually give the car a well deserved bath. All of our snow has made the roads very dirty.

  22. egan says:

    L – I have my sources on this one. I don’t think this was a retaliation for my car graffiti strike of last month. It was an inside job.
    Burr-ee-toe – perhaps you’re right. Let’s hope vandalism of a bigger scale isn’t in the works.

  23. logo™ says:

    I love that, it’s great stuff.
    I don’t know who did it, but I think I like them.

  24. egan says:

    Logo™ – I’m 0/3 on my guesses, but still love it. It’s pretty funny stuff. I figure it has to be someone who reads my blog and someone who knows me pretty well.

  25. Janice says:

    I wrote it. I used my go-go Gadget arms and wrote it from Charlottetown whilst fueled on Canada Cooler.
    Marvelous stuff, it is.

  26. egan says:

    Janice – I don’t give you enough credit for all your talents. I’m impressed by your Inspector Gadget like work. I like Canadians.

  27. Leezer says:

    I loved your 12/06/06 post. My car is super dirty now, too, because of all the snow and stuff. I think the author is female, don’t you? Could it be someone who knows about you writing on the shitty GM product last December, and yanking your chain? In any event, you should definitely edit the scrawl to make it say you’re dirty.

  28. egan says:

    Leezer – it’s all done now. I figured out who did it. The culprit is a male co-worker of my wife’s. He’s a great guy so this little graffiti rocks.

  29. darlene says:

    so…you’ve got a male admirer who not only wants you, but wants you dirty…you are a blessed man. LOL

  30. egan says:

    Darlene – it turns out this is a man I’ve kissed on the cheek. The plot thickens.

  31. Tall Chick says:

    I hope it wasn’t Mrs. Lessinges. ^_^
    Wow – you have your own stalker? I think that officially puts you on the “made it bigtime” list.
    GuTTer MuNKi wants me to bring up the new Hobucks thing going on out there.

  32. egan says:

    Tall Chick – wow, I hadn’t heard about this stripper coffee until just now. I read the article and reported back to my wife. She asked “do they make lattes with breast milk?” See why I love her? I give these sexprosso places two years tops before they’re all closed.

  33. egan says:

    Tall Chick – I’m not sure the guy is a stalker. He’s a good friend who happened to spot our MINI and a great opportunity. I can’t blame him for doing this.

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