Fine, I will take a stab at it too. No really, maybe I fathered Anna Nicole’s child too. I’m throwing my sperm into the ring.
Why I love my dentist #6: I share the news with him that my wife is pregnant with our first child. He asks me, "so I assume you’re the culprit?"
When I was a child I had a knack for bad birthdays. I usually got in a verbal fight with my dad for some stupid reason. Therefore I would hide in the nearby woods until I was ready to cope. The woods were my escape in many ways. To this day my dad thinks my birthday is a day later than it actually is. They didn’t have PDAs back then.
Crime continues to be a problem in our ‘hood. I still have the whole Patrolling the Hood in a Monkey Suit routine on the back burner. Most recently a Subaru SVX was ditched on our street with the gas siphoned. Don’t make me go ballistic!
I’m currently in the midst of a glasses crisis. My normal ones I’ve had for four years broke on Sunday, the left lens just popped out when the frame broke. So currently I’m wearing my meerkat prescription sunglasses everywhere. It’s a good thing we didn’t have romantic dinner plans last night.
TODAY’S RULED OUT BABY NAMES: Estrada, Carlie, Denton, Stephanie, Dave, Miska, Monticor, and Thumbalina.