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The Continued Life of Monkey Boy 
Egan:
I love that picture. Did I tell you that my family (me, the hubby and our daughter) fly to China this summer to bring home our adopted two year old daughter? I will definitely post about it when it is done and not in the embryonic stages. Anyhow, this picture reminds me of our future daughter.
This photo reminds me of the girl from the movie Babel.
Are those green things apples and what the heck is that dude in the background holding up to his mouth?
I love her expression. I love little girls with attitudes, which is good, because my house if full of them.
Chris, I think that’s a camera the guy is holding up. They are taking the picture in a mirror. My niece does this of herself ALL the time.
Who is this? She’s adorable in a serious way.
Cute pic. 🙂 I call it “The Apples of Your Digital Eye.”
Your antics have grown TIREsome.
PS are you going to send me some random footage that I can add to one of our Bio films? Looks like our next one will be about The Scientific Method.
Leezer – no, you haven’t mentioned this until now. That’s very very cool. I might have to pick your brain about this. My wife and I plan to adopt from abroad so your insight will be great. Adoption can be just as stressful as the whole pregnancy process.
Rachel – aw, I loved that movie.
Chris – those appear to be fake breasts. Okay maybe not, they’re more than likely apples. He’s holding one of those new fandangled digital cameras to his face.
Churlita – Stinky has an attitude?
Amanda – this photo was sent to me by this French guy Boris. He’s taking a picture of his daughter. Oh là là !
Tall Chick – who said this post is a naming contest. You’re so competitive. I still like you more than your sister.
Sprizee – that comment is going to costco you something.
Tall Chick – must I send you my acting resumé? I’ve been in heaps of stuff.
Oh, it’s no contest. At least not after *I* entered. ^_^ Muahahahaha!
Yes, you must. Being in deep shit doesn’t make you a good actor. I need to know that you can pull off Cheesy Scientist Guy or something else equally tongue in cheek. Perhaps in French. How’s your French Robot Miming?
PS Boris is hot. Well, he has a hot eye. Part of an eye.
Tall Chick – I like the competitive side of you so it’s all good. Sweet, I can become an actor then. It’s one of those life goals that will never happen. Maybe I can do voiceover work? French robot miming, talk about a niche market. I’m there.
Tall Chick – you think Boris’ eye is hot? I have more pictures of him if you’re interested.
Who, me? Competetive? Argh. Maybe a little. It’s not that I have to win, it’s just that I can’t stand to lose. 😉
Yes, his jawline and the visibe 3/4ths of his eye are very attractive. You should definitely be plastering Boris all over your blog. Or my email. ^_^ (tell me Boris doesn’t read your blog)
visibLe bleh
I saw you doing your second take on Sprizee’s blog. Vey professional. I do think you’ll make it as an actor. Only 2 takes, too. Impressive. *nods*
Have you noticed that I can’t type? I fix one typo and make another. It’s my spécialité.
Tall Chick – did you and your sister have some nasty catfights as children? He doesn’t read my blog that I know of. I think he’s pissed at me because he sent me a soccer jersey from France and I never sent him a Seahawk jersey. I also ignore him on instant messaging because he wouldn’t stop pestering me. I’m not being mean, I’m just exacting some revenge. He stuck me with a $300 phone bill in college.
Tall Chick – what are you talking about? You saw me on Sprizee’s blog? I’m very confused.
Tall Chick – nothing wrong with typos. Personne n’est parfait!
How are you working on a post if you are answering comments? Do you multi-task well?
Amanda – yes, I’m like a multi-tasking freak. When you’re raised in a large family you learn how to eat your brother’s food while running out the front door. Now that’s multi-tasking.
Ah, yes, I know all about that. Annoying my brothers was a specialty of mine.
When you are done “Brewing”, I don’t want to hear the details…
Not so much catfights. Wrestling, and sitting upon, yes. Hair pulling and scratching, no. But we were and are best buds. ^_^
Holy crap, a $300 phone bill is big, but in College that’s even BIGGER!
Still hot (jawline and 75% of eye) though. And great name.
Go listen to this:
I know, been there done that, eh? Or you could listen to the Clivegasm version, but something tells me that’s not your cuppa. OOooh, but AJs in it. How do you feel about Angelina Jolie? You mightr like the Clivegasm version after all. ^_^
Amanda – what would you do to him? I want examples.
Trick – hey you, by the time you visit my blog again you’ll see something new. It’s already here.
Wrong YouTube. I meant to say
this
Tall Chick – tell me about it. $300 in college is fucking huge. It took me a couple years to pay that sucker off. I explained it to him and he thought the coat he gave me should be enough compensation. El wrongo sir. I wanted the money.
I will take a look at your YouTube stuff after I put on my Speedo. Yes, his jawline is hot, but so is mine. Did I tell you Boris had sex with anything that moved?
Tall Chick – okay, cool beans. I will view it.
You commented on Sprizee’s blog. That’s no S’prize. Why confused?
Damn. Maybe he’s not so hot. Could be all kinds of nastiness brewing there. Clearly I got a bad read from the small portion of his face that is visible there. ^_^
I’m going to be good now and go write. No, realli. I think.
Tall Chick – what the hell are you doing reading my comments on Sprizee’s blog? Are you stalking me? What’s so special about this video? I love this song very much, but the video is rather boring. Do you want the lead singer to perform for you?
Hey, I posted something new just for you.
Tall Chick – you aren’t going to write. You’re going to stalk me and my comments. This lead singer guy isn’t too hot. You just like the coloring and the fact he’s a “receiver”.
I was trying to figure out if there was a pun theme going on there when she said you TIRE her. I know that’s geeky. It would be better/cooler if I were stalking you. What can I say? I was in the chess clun in high school. That oughta about cover it.
Yes, the video is teh suck, which is why I am delighting myself with the Clivegasm version. Heh.
Did you? Dammit. Here’s my productivty streak:
open story doc
check email
check your blog
check blogger comments(reply)
gabble on and off with sis through email
get song going on Sondig through youTube
more email from sischeck your blog
get back to story
song runs out, start it again
check library page to see what books due
go back to doc
song runs out, restart
go to your blog
answer sister
peek at clive on vid
I am bad.
You’re right. Lead Guy is too young/girly for me. Sorry Lead Guy. Good voice, though. 🙂
You’re right. Lead Guy is too young/girly for me. Sorry Lead Guy. Good voice, though. 🙂
Egan, what’s all this French on this post? Are you telling Tall Chick that a person in a nest eats parfaits or something?
Peeple, peeple, PEEPLE! There is only ONE apple in that picture. It’s a mirror, for crissakes. It re-fleks.
That girl is going to be nothing but trouble! Egan, you and the Mrs are in for a wild ride if you pop out anything close to that attitude! Such a lovely picture. I love it.
Tall Chick – ah, trying to unravel the Sprizee/E-FO code I see. Well I can explain to you what the tire remark was all about. Basically I dropped the MINI off at Costco for them to replace a bulge in the tire, not in my pants, in the tire. She was simply making mention that I wouldn’t be at my desk. She’s bright.
Tall Chick: Hey! Did I hear something about getting back to writing???? I post a comment and before I can hit the POST button, BAM! There you still are. What gives? (don’t leave. i need you. please stay? please say you’ll stay?)
Whoa! And before I can hit the POST button, there’s Egan replying. Sheesh. I feel sandwiched….and I like it. I like it a LAWGHT.
Tall Chick – yes, his voice is soothing. Um, thanks for detailing your day for me too. That’s a great work ethic you have going there. I wouldn’t dare ever blog about my productivity. Never. Hey, I love duplicate comments, makes me feel cooler than I am.
Gawpeaux – you like the French version of your name? I like Candace to rub some carmel all over herself. She clearly didn’t get that message. One apple? Are you kidding me? Fuck I hate mirrors. The girl is dope.
And are you kidding MOI? (blech. i think i just spoke French!) I absolutely adore my Gawpeaux name.
Candace: Here’s another jar. Start rubbing!
Gawpeaux – she talks about writing, but we all know she’s getting excited about Clive Owen and Daniel Craig making out.
Gawpo – like I told Amanda earlier, I have mad blogging skills so deal with it. Peace out.
Gawpo sandwich. Yum! ^_^
Efo, I don’t think you should do anything drastic about your bulge.
This is me. Writing. Er. . .
Caramel is too sticky. How about Coconut oil?
Making out is hot, matter not who.
Coconut works for me. It’s slickery.
I dunno how you 2 comment so fast. It takes me at least 10 mins with a magnifying glass to figure out the stupid “word” verif.
Daniel AND Clive. I’m dialling 9-1 and staniding by on the last 1
Holy crap these comments just exploded and I’m laughing hysterically! And thank you, Gawpo – I kind of hinted to the mirror aspect in my first comment, and I’ve been trying not to say anything since.
Egan, let’s see here are 2 examples. One time my oldest bro had a new girlfriend over and I came into the dining room with a letter his ex-girfriend had mailed him and told him about it while new girl was sitting there. And with my second oldest brother, I found condoms in his glove compartment of his jeep. So, I decided to go in the house with them and ask mom what they were (knowing full well what they were). While T was talking to her, of course. It all came back to me, though, because my little brother annoyed me like none other and always got away with it.
Tall Chick – caramel is sticky, but whatever. Whip cream?
Gawpo – I think it’s time the two of you got a room.
Tall Chick – I just knew you would love the mention of a bulge. Any bulge will do.
Amanda is an evil sister.
Amanda is an evil sister.
Amanda is…….
And yes, perhaps Egan needs to REFLECT on that picture a bit. No one has said a word about the lanyard draped over daddy’s hand.
Who is to say that the reflection doesn’t qualify as an apple? If you see 2 apples are there not 2 apples there?
This is a photo (kinda like a reflection) of a girl. But it’s not the girl. Does her existence negate the reality or existence of the photo?
^_^
Okay, T.C. You win on that one. No one is saying anything about the vampire who isn’t even showing up. What about HIS existence? Doesn’t anybody care about him?
Tall Chick – it’s a good thing I’m wearing my meerkat glasses. I can see through the word verification like Superman. Clive and Daniel, oh my.
Amanda – wow, that’s mean. How did he annoy you specifically though? Did he fart in your room and then run away? Did he pee all over the toilet seat and leave it up?
Whipped cream is always good. Bulges are always good. Amanda is Evil. Lanyard is boring. Wait. What is lanyard for? I thought it was for camera. Oooh, is it something kinky?
Don’t get me started on hot vampires, Gawpo. ^_^
Tall Chick – exactly, two apples is two apple. Who cares about the mirror? Well Gawpeault does.
Gawpo – can’t you see Tall Chick loves this Boris guy? She loves his jawline and his ability to ruffle my feathers.
Damn, Egan. Hope you can’t see through my clothes.
Naw, once I found out he was a slut, he lost his hotness factor.
Tall Chick – the lanyard is for the damn camera. It’s not for something requiring batteries and a cleaning. Amanda and her condom antics, she’s not to be trusted. I bet she believes Harry Potter books are okay for kids to read.
Tall Chick – you have fantasies about vampires?
By the way, Candace and I don’t need a room. We each have our gallon of coconut oil right by our sides, right Candacia?
Tall Chick – ha, that YouTube clip of yours is very revealing. 15 seconds left, pause, screenshot, unpause.
Tall Chick – are you caling Amanda’s brother a slut? Man, you’re mean.
Holy crap, I can’t keep up!
By the way, Candace and I don’t need a room. We each have our gallon of coconut oil right by our sides, right Candacia?
Love how you suspend judgment on lanyard, T.C., until you are certain it serves no purpose for kink. No. Just boring. No further questions. You may step down.
You’re right, Egan. She is ex-strap-olating bulges out of jawlines now. She is hopeless. Or is that hopeFULL?
Egan’s and my xray vision is too powerful, T.C. All we are seeing is your esophagus and spine. Not sexy. We are awaiting glasses with less power.
Yes, I am evil.
Vampire fantasy’s are OK, aren’t they? If they aren’t, then I may need to seek therapy
Because I had sex with Dracula in a dream a few weeks ago. He was dressed like Mozart.
True story
Amanda – is it safe to assume you’re working from home today?
Gawpo – did you break my glases on purpose? I think I have you to blame for this debacle. The cool thing is I look like Bono and the ladies keep complimenting me on the glasses. I don’t get it.
Amanda – you’re 99.9% evil. Naw, you’re okay. Does this mean you love Kiefer though? I know I want him inside me.
You never know with lanyards. I mean, if it NEEDS one, it could be quite a fun toy. Maybe not.
Yes vampires. OOoh, Daniel and Clive as tall vampires, coming to bite me while “I just lay here.” Or not.
Yes, well, not a gallon. I have 2 quart jars of orgasmic
organic. ^_^
Revealing shmevealing. Do you have a knee fetish?
Not Amanda’s brother, Evil Monkey!!
Amanda, there is no need for therapy. I have this one fantasy where the vampire actually invites me into the mirror and we take pictures of lanyards and apples, then have hot sex with coconut oil. He smells some garlic on my breath and that’s where it ends. I go get two band aids for my neck and, take a picture of my selves (that’s for you, Candace) and call it good.
No. Actually.
I’m being really unproductive and sitting at my desk at work.
Oh my gawd, Amanda? You too?!
Lost Boys Kiefer, yes. 24 Kiefer, not so much. But only because 24 pissed me off in the 2nd season.
Amanda – you and your crazy sex dreams. I need to talk to your hubby so he can get some good sex dreams too. Damn girl.
Selves is good. More Gawpo to go around! ^_^
Cool dream, Amanda. I need to borrow it. Maybe Captain Picard as a vampire. Ooooooh!
Tall Chick – nope, no knee fetish. Just a pregnant lady fetish. I’m so cute.
Gawpo – hey, you’re mocking my random photo. Shame on you.
Amanda – why did the second season piss you off? What did President Palmer do to you?
Tall Chick – Captaine Crouche will be so jealous.
I’m going to go get my big girls from the library and then come home and write. The key is to see if I can do that without opening your blog first, because if I do that, it’s all over but the crying.
Seriously, TC? Captain Picard? Is it the accent?
No jealousy, just bring coconut oil. Not preggo though, sorry. MuNKi has a preggo lady fetish, too.
I haven’t left yet? Oooops!
Tall Chick – I sense you have a case of “eganitis”. That can be cured by donning a Speedo and running around town like a monkey.
Amanda – let’s hope she’s kidding.
Crap! I just now got my first verification word requirement and it took me three freekin’ times to read it right. They are touch. It’s easier to see through someone’s clothes.
Wild dream, Amanda.
Jean Luc Picard as a vamp? Yeah. I’m likin’ it.
Egan, I must confess. Yes. I stole Mr. Fab’s bluetooth and just to prove my point, sneaked into your house, set the glasses up, and voila! Sorry dude. You were blogging and it was easy to put the sneak on ya.
The shaven head.
And maybe the accent.
But mostly the shaven head. And the commanding presence. I believe he has some height, too.
*sigh*
Tall Chick – don’t you have some papers to write, books to read, blogs to stalk, fires to set, animals to free, push-ups to perform?
Did you say shaven? Say it again, k?
Now Cindra is on the phone, breathing heavy in my ear. I have to tell her to cut it out! Tom is just laughing, shaking his head.
Aw crap. Pushups. 6 months to go. Ack.
I have a lot to do, which is why I’m sitting here instead. It’s less overwhelming.
Gawpo – Typepad’s word verification is a bitch. It’s like Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters, the gatekeeper. Noboby sneaks up on me, nobody. I don’t care if you’re the long arm of the law or not.
Tall Chick – this is cutting into my swimming time. You like to be dominated? That’s news to me.
SHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven.
Oh yeah.
Uh oh. This is me grabbing my 2 littles and running out the door. Ciao, Peeps! ^_^
HA!!!! Dying here. That was over the top, sistuh!
Cindra has great news about (band name removed). They are going to stay at their house. And they are staying at a lower price to perform because it is a benefit concert for kids. I am going to buy them out on CDs!
*comment edited by the author of this most fantastic blog.
Gawpo – tell Cindra I send my love and that I’m still waiting on the email she hasn’t sent.
Tall Chick – I know what you mean. Blogging let’s you forget about all the other shit we should be doing. “if I just lay here..”
Gawpo – tell Cindra I send my love and that I’m still waiting on the email she hasn’t sent.
Tall Chick – I know what you mean. Blogging let’s you forget about all the other shit we should be doing. “if I just lay here..”
Ok, the head part, now I understand.
I had to work for a few minutes, so now I’m trying to catch up. Damn!
Amanda, Egan, Tall Chick: This has been wonderful. You can have your blog back, Eegs. I love you all. Gawpeault
Tall Chick – there’s this huge country in South America. Have you heard of Brazil?
Tall Chick – now that you’re gone, I can finally go swimming.
Gawpo – this is what I heard…. “cloud clit… ” yada yada yada…
Amanda – it’s all very confusing. Damn, I can’t wait to check my Yahoo! inbox. Each comment is an email.
Gawpeault – enjoy your “shaven” self. Peace out!
Amanda – it’s all very confusing. Damn, I can’t wait to check my Yahoo! inbox. Each comment is an email.
Gawpeault – enjoy your “shaven” self. Peace out!
Shit. Sorry!! I’m done, too. For now. Maybe tonight I’ll be back.
Egan, she says, you’d better coconut oil her up. Didn’t get an email from you??? She also doesn’t want the (band name removed) info out. Can you please delete that comment?
*comment edited by the author of this fabulous blog.
Amanda – no worries, I can easily clean out my Yahoo inbox. It’s all good. Come back now you hear.
Gawpo – good thing I said Cloud Clit then… nobody will break the code and nobody is going to read 94 comments on this post. I have modified any mention of the actual name to protect the innocent.
Really? They’re staying at her house?? How cool is that? How does one arrange somthing like that?
Efo – are you kidding? I INVENTED that cu country.
Yes, the library is close.
Now I go.
Have fun splashing about in the pool. I haven’t gone in way too long. (swimming that is)
Egan, thank you for saving my life from the overconcious, worrywort, paranoid, shaven (she is on the phone and just told me to say that!) friend of ours whose name (hot friend—she just told me to say that!) of ours. She told me to be afraid. I am.
Candace—I don’t know what you are talking about. Whose house? Wut? (i will explain later.)
I am going to show up there and roger them all, one by clitty one!
Does Gawpo mean “Tawdry One” in Spanish? ^_^
I figure that if I leave just one more comment……
……then there will be an even hundred comments on this post.
Tall Chick: You are so close. It means, Tawdry Shaven One
Egan, Tall Chick, Amanda: After our tawdry fourway foray today, I feel dirty and used. Not to mention not being able to remember a good reason for why my ass is killing me. I suspect Amanda and that electronic device.
And I don’t know about you two, but did you notice she wasn’t wearing a bra?
Just one more thing to say. One word: LANYARD
Pull on the lanyard, Gawpo, and I suspect the soreness will be at least alleviated, if not completely relieved. Didn’t mean to leave that in there. Was wondering where it went. . .
Shaven one, eh? ParTAY! ^_^
Tall Chick & Gawpo – man, I watch tv for an hour or so and you two are off talking about people from Brazil again. Just great.
I didn’t know men could multiple like that. Impressive!
Holy shit! No kidding…one times one times one times OH!
The shaven one has spoken: bring on the truffles and the original star trek episodes. Oh, and don’t forget the lanyards.
Aw, he frapped them to make me look like a dork. ^_^
Now YOU know how to throw a party.
Star Trek and truffles, eh? Oh, and lanyards.
Oh, I see you’ve already been here! Ha!!!
Candace, you were leaving me cutsie little hints and so I had to come and see. Yes, you left it in there. I forgot all about it. Until…well….the discomfort started to set in. Apologies to Amanda for suspecting her. Although we all know she is NOT above such behavior! Hmpf!
Amanda has already admitted her evilness. ^_^ There might have been more than one thing in there.
Wait a sec. I think….maybe…it’s sort of….what’s this?……HEY!!!!
….must….go….to….bed….big….day….
….at….Cin…..dra…..’s…..to….
morr…..ow…………..
Well, Candace, you pick up Amanda in your Pinto fastback, bring her over…get some lanyards, AND some tie downs…I’ll grab the Schick razors, truffles, and the star trek vids. See you there.
Shaven One, out.
Cindra, Tall Chick, and Gawpo – I’m so glad you found my blog. Welcome! So much to say, so much to do. Well time for me to hit the sack. Good night peeps. A la prochaine fois!
Hmm… who’s he, and why is he photographing fake boobies?
Oh dear. I really do miss a lot when I’m sleeping, don’t I?
For the record, while the last 10 or so comments were being written, I was, in fact, NOT wearing a bra.
Ooh, Cindra has a pretty sweet plan.
ChickyBabe – il était un ami français, mais il m’enerve. Il a passé des vacances à Seattle avec moi. Il habite à Lyon avec sa fille.
Amanda – not really, sleeping is much more important than blogging is. I sure as hell hope you don’t wear a bra while sleeping. That would be wrong. Yes, Cindra has many sweet plans, but I personally am not a fan of Star Trek.
No bra while sleeping. But I knew a girl who used to. I think she was afraid people would feel her up during sleepovers.
heh, this girl rocks my socks. She’s definitely a ‘I will kick your arse if you put a food wrong’ type girl. LOOOOOOOVE!
foot.
lol – I guess I’m a little hungry.
Amanda – yeah, that’s like a dude wearing a jock strap in his sleep. Not a comfortable thing. I’m always happy to assist in the removal of said clothing item with my wife. Teamwork baby, teamwork.
Mez – yeah, I think she could kick some major butt if given the opportunity.
Mez – are you a cannibal?
Il a l’air d’etre beau derriere some appareil photo…
Croly Hap! I had to see if there was any more activity here. 126 comments before I began this one. Cindra’s plan is beautiful. I like it. I like it a LAWGHT. Data! To the bridge! Make it so numbuh one. Oh yeah…I’m all over THAT plan. All I need is a bra.
ChickyBabe – oui, tu as raison avec tes impressions. Il me doit beaucoup d’argent.
Gawpo – I have no idea what you’re saying. Yes, heaps of comments. Who’s Cindra? Data? Lawght? Bridge? Bra?