I haven’t done one of these posts in a while so ready yourselves. It’s everyone’s favorite game: Choose Your Own Adventure. Okay, so this game is easy to play since you only have to choose from the available options at the end of the post. Enjoy!
Alright, in college I had three roommates in a four bedroom apartment. The residence was a bit small and of course didn’t include a dishwasher. With four dudes living in small quarters, things had a tendency to get messy. I know that may come as a surprise to most of you, but yes, guys can be a bit dirty. (Note: there are girls who are dirty too.) Sans a dishwasher, this meant dishes piled high quickly. It was highly annoying and usually required me to crack the whip.
I worked a late night job a few nights a week so the last thing I wanted to do was clean when I got home. I mean shit, when was I supposed to study if I was cleaning? Okay, let’s not kid ourselves about my studying skills. They weren’t so great. Anyways, back to the story. I worked at a bakery and would bring home slices of cake and other assorted goodies for my roommates/friends.
One day I wanted to eat one of the pieces of cake I brought home the previous night. Needless to say there were no clean forks to be found anywhere. So it was decision time. I mean you can’t really enjoy cake if you eat it with your fingers.
A) I forced my roommate to clean some forks by wrestling him to the ground while screaming at the top of my lungs and releasing some flatulence in his face.
B) I took the high road and cleaned some dishes and was then able to enjoy a piece of chocolate caramel cake while watching Ron Popeil on tv.
C) Angered by the lack of forks I opened my roommate’s junk mail credit card offer and then used said fake credit card to shovel the piece of chocolate cake into my smaller than normal mouth.
D) Unable to eat the desserts in our apartment, I took them next door and shared them with the hot sorority girls who just happened to be watching Beverly Hills 90210 when I stopped by.
* Which one of these scenarios is most likely? A, B, C, or D? I will complete this story in the next blog post. The winner of this contest wins a free aqua blue iPod sock.
TODAY’S RULED OUT BABY NAMES: Montblanc, Sharpie, Bic, Scripto, Parker, and Ticonderoga.