I got a really special request from someone combing through my archives last week. This very kind blogger asked me to do another Fully Klothed Thursday post. Well, I’m not sure if this photo will be to her liking or not since I’m lacking a threatening pose. Bad things happen late at night in the basement of Monkey Boy, mainly blogging and much tv watching.
What you see here is a man who’s due to become a parent in four short months. It might make you wonder if there should be regulations in place for potential parents. Perhaps a screening of sorts to make sure certain individuals are fit to raise kids. If one can balance on a oversized ribbed ball, maybe this means they will be the best parent ever? I went with a sports theme as you can see with all my flashy sports gear. Call me a brand whore if you must.
For those of you as old as me, maybe you remember the Greatest American Hero guy. You know the "Believe it or not it’s just me" guy? I kind of resemble him in this picture minus the ability to fly and a contract which likely paid him in the six figures. Believe it or not, it’s just Monkey Boy.
ARTICLES OF KLOTHING: 1) Nike prescription sunglasses 2) Nike visor 3) Road Runner Sports running jacket 4) long sleeve t-shirt from a St. Patty’s Day run 5) Banana Republic low rise jeans 6) New Balance running shoes 7) white athletic socks 8) Timex watch 9) ginch
PROPS: 1) birthing ball
Garage Sale Value: $22 USD
Street Shock Value: 2 of 7
*Dull FKT Disclaimer – Feel free to mock or copy this crap idea of mine if you want. Don’t feel obligated to do this thing every Thursday and shit. Don’t fret, I won’t send harassing emails to you on a weekly basis demanding you post some hot picture on your blog. That’s way too much work for me and besides, I find reading other blogs boring. I try and spend as little time as possible reading and/or commenting on blogs. I prefer to spread my love for random people in other ways. I don’t feel like delving into those sorts of details pubicly on my blog. Gnome sane?
TODAY’S RULED OUT BABY NAMES: Claire, Shannon, Kate, Juliet, Libby, and Rose.