New post in the works…. busy weekend and such….
While I type up some vaguely interesting tale, you can enjoy this blog version Mad Libs™ brought to you by the extremely talented Patches. (*bold faced words are my random additions)
Well, it all started when Erik Estrada and I decided we were bored. We loaded up the MINI with water balloons, Bartles & Jaymes, girlies, and love. We drove for 69 miles until we came to a fork in the road. Which way should we go?
If we veer of to the left, we will risk being attacked by hideous prairie dogs. But the view from the summit is breathtaking and totally worth sporting a glass eye. In order to reach the peak, we must gather provisions, first. We pull off on the dusty road and walk cautiously into the edge of the coniferous forest. We only walked half a mile before we discovered Paris Hilton and Wilfred Brimley. This was much easier than we could have hoped.
When we returned to the MINI, I was alarmed to discover that I had left the window down, and crazed squirrels were sitting in the car. They demanded that I relinquish my sexy g-string. What was a Monkey Boy to do?