Thursday June 7th is exactly two months away from my wife’s due date. This begs the question, what would any rational human blog about before his life is about to be turned upside down? Well nothing I guess. I choose to share this handsome picture of myself in some clothes that may not be gender specific to an expectant father. Yes, you guessed it, it’s another Fully Klothed Thursday.
These were the best items I had at my disposal here in the basement late at night. The pose, not so flattering, but it will have to do. Tweed coats are hot in more ways than one. My wife and I will never be able to share coats though. I felt like The Incredible Hulk in this bad boy.
ARTICLES OF KLOTHING: 1) my wife’s tweed coat 2) head scarf 3) a bra 4) t-shirt from Target 5) pajama bottoms 6) white athletic socks 7) Timex watch 8) boxer briefs
PROPS: 1) snowshoe pole 2) teddy bear 3) baby rocking chair
Garage Sale Value: $20 USD
Street Shock Value: 3 of 7
*Dull FKT Disclaimer – Feel free to mock or copy this crap idea of mine if you want. Don’t feel obligated to do this thing every Thursday and shit. Don’t fret, I won’t send harassing emails to you on a weekly basis demanding you post some hot picture on your blog. That’s way too much work for me and besides, I find reading other blogs boring. I try and spend as little time as possible reading and/or commenting on blogs. I prefer to spread my love for random people in other ways. I don’t feel like delving into those sorts of details pubicly on my blog. Gnome sane?
…and now for something completely different, I’m not typically someone who likes to talk about my trivial accomplishments in life, but I feel compelled to share. I play this great game called soccer on Wednesday nights. Last night I scored the game winning goal with less than a minute left. The win will allow us to play for the championship next week. Remember my post about being competitive a couple posts ago? Yes, it still exists. The goal was great and all, but oddly enough when I last played on this same soccer field in May I also scored in the last minute. I thought it was too strange not to share this with the faithful readers of this blog. Now you can settle your wagers.