Offer not Valid in Québec

Come and knock on our door, we’ve been waiting for you…

Jack Tripper and I don’t have much in common.  He does share a zest for life that made me jealous as a tot.  And yes, I was very sad when John Ritter died a couple years ago, yet that’s a story for another day.  What’s important is my next proposal/game/ploy to take over the world. 

It’s been said I like to answer questions and it’s been said I like to dress up in heaps of clothes, Fully Klothed Thursday style.  So I’ve decided to combine the two passions for tomorrow’s post.  Here’s my offer to you.  Submit any question you want to ask me in the comments of this very post.  I will randomly* answer them with a video post tomorrow, meaning I will choose 3-5 questions at "random" while in FKT garb. 

I can offer you this entertainment finally because we have a new computer and we also received a new camera as a gift.  In order to play you must have a pulse, ability to type with one hand, and enjoy ice cream.  If you’re unable to provide a question, no worries… I ain’t mad at you.  Capiche?

*random – meaning I will not discriminate against any bloggers whatsoever, unless you collect Beanie Babies™.


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Seattle native, discovering life! I like ice cream, cold cereal, and The Amazing Race.
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32 Responses to Offer not Valid in Québec

  1. meno says:

    My question:
    How many beanie babies do you own?

  2. Amanda says:

    Do you like American Music?

  3. Amanda says:

    Ok, and I have to comment on the Three’s Company reference. Because I’m like that, yo (and, was my comment above the shortest Amanda-comment to date? I do believe it was).
    Anyway, this is the first television show that I remember ever watching. Jack Tripper is my favorite goof-ball. I have a book that I wrote in second grade and in the “about the author section” I wrote that my favorite TV show was Three’s Company.
    Ok, that is all.
    But really, do you like American Music?

  4. egan says:

    Meno – well wouldn’t you like to know. Your question has been noted.
    Amanda – as much as I want to tackle that question right now, I can’t… baaaaaaaaaby.

  5. egan says:

    Amanda – I idolized Jack Tripper as a kid. Maybe it was his living arrangements or his cool striped shirt, something about him got me all hot and bothered. The jingle for the show is rather catchy too. Not touching the American Music thing.. not now.

  6. Airam says:

    Amanda took mine!!!

  7. Airam says:

    You have a degree in forestry. What is your favourite type of tree and why. Also tap into your knowledge and tell me the name of your favourite tree in latin.
    That’s all for now.

  8. Airam says:

    I just realized I have no question marks in my questions. Do they still count?

  9. Cheryl says:

    Darn, I don’t have a question…or beanie babies. sigh.
    I will tune in tomorrow though.

  10. Paul Martin says:

    When do you plan on getting your Canadian citizenship and finally making it official? Your vast knowledge of Canada alone makes you an hono(u)rary Canadian. We’d love to have you on board. Lord knows we have the space for it.

  11. What styling product do you recommend to keep my curls in tact? Because if I get your hair then I want to know how to style the fro.

  12. Mini Cooper says:

    My sources tell me that you’re having a baby. You best not neglect me bitch. I’m your first baby!! Remember that!
    Shit that’s not a question.
    Ok … ummm … why did you decide to buy me as blue?

  13. Lynn says:

    Since you have your degree in Forestry…or something of that sort)…If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there, does it still make a sound?

  14. Why isn’t ANYTHING ever valid here??? Are we chopped liver or something??

  15. egan says:

    Airam – I had a feeling that might be your question seeing as it was on your top 100.
    Airam – yes, a forestry question could be very fun to answer. It has been noted.
    Airam – I’m a smart guy and can figure out the question mark thing. I can her your intonation.
    Cheryl – welcome back from Dublin. Woot woot. No question? Come on.
    Paul Martin – the man behind the scandal? I love me a Canadian Prime Minster big time who happens to be bilingual. Can you get me Canadian citizenship? Was that a question you asked me?
    Baby Singes – you’re already talking eh? Wow, and you speak pretty damn good English. Your question has been added to the list. You have curls?
    MINI Cooper – a colour question eh? Let me think about this question. You will not be overshadowed, trust me on this one.
    Lynn – oh, now that’s a great question. Let’s hope the random gods are on your side.
    Snarky Quebecois – oh, the age old Quebecois promotion question. Sit tight and you will get an answer. Mon ami! Ca va? Je vais chercher pourquoi vous n’etes pas capable de gagner les trucs dans ces promotions.

  16. sprizee says:

    What’s your favorite Precious Moments™ figurine? Yes, you must pick just one.

  17. Amanda says:

    Holy shit. Airam is killing me. Literally killing me. I. am. dying. You know that right?
    That’s not a question you need to add to your list.

  18. egan says:

    Sprizee – you and your love of the figurines. Okay, let me ponder this one.
    Amanda – Airam is on a roll. I get this feeling she’s spent a bit too much time working on some paper about the Canadian education system.

  19. MINI Cooper says:

    I need to point out to Paul Martin the response you gave to my comment.
    “A colour question eh?”
    Mr. Martin he added a “U” in the word colour AND he ended the sentence in “EH”.
    Make him a citizen already. There’s a chance that my ass may have a Canadian flag sticker on it but I’m not sure. I can’t see my ass … even with the rearview mirror.

  20. M says:

    Oh man, you are going to regret not making this offer valid in Quebec, because dude, I would have a doozy of a question. Hoo-wee. Your loss.

  21. brandy says:

    Sprizee’s question has intrigued me, I hope that one gets picked. As for my own, I’m going to ask a standard question to test your true “Canadian-ness” (because a 10 question multiple choice test clearly wasn’t enough) while revealing a bit of your soul in a quick, pain-free fashion: Would you rather be trapped in a room for 34 hours with a buffalo, caribou or Celine Dion?

  22. egan says:

    M – you can participate, I was just be a silly boy. You know how all promotions have that Quebec footnote. Bring it I say. How the hell are you?
    Brandy – fantastic question. Sprizee is full of greatness. The random selections are coming. Feel free to submit as many comments as you like to increase your chances. Stacking the deck of sorts.

  23. egan says:

    Mini Cooper – I’m suspicious of your authenticity. If you were my MINI Cooper you would have capitalized the word “mini” in your name. Maybe you’re old school, but I can spot a poser from a mile away, colour or not. A flag on your ass, hmmm. Crap, you did capitalize your name… you’re too legit to quit!!

  24. Damn straight I’m talking now. My words may get muffled by all that amniotic fluid (I’m smart too) but the thoughts are clear as … hmmm … I may be talking now but I’m not very good with the metaphors just yet.
    Of course I have curls!! Have you seen your hair?!?!

  25. Amanda says:

    “If you were my MINI Cooper…”
    I think your MINI has been commenting on my blog. It used the all caps for the word “mini”.

  26. brookem says:

    i feel as though im late to the game here. damnit.
    anyway, let’s see…
    1- what traits and/or characteristics do you hope that anna will inherit (if that’s the right choice of words) from you, and from your wife?
    2- if you could go back in time, to one year/age you’ve experienced so far, to relive it, would you? and if so, what year, and why?
    3-if you won $500 on a scratch ticket right now, what would you do with the cash money?
    and, 4- talk about something that you’re into, or passionate about, interested in, etc., that you haven’t mentioned on this blog before.

  27. celeste says:

    Did I totally miss something? Some bloggers are doing HNT (half naked thursday) and you are doing fully clothed thursday. What’s the deal?

  28. egan says:

    Baby Lessinges – I notice whenever I put my hand on your mom’s belly, you stop moving. What gives? Are you trying to hide from your dad? A surly daughter you are. I like it.
    Amanda – not is my MINI Cooper commenting on your blog, but I think he copping an attitude.
    Brookem – those are some wicked good questions. I answered two of the four in the post. What traits do I want to see on Anna? I would love her to be coordinated and have curly hair. We’ll have to see how that works out. If I won $500 I’d probably use it to pay down some debt or some electronic gadget. Great questions.
    Celeste – yeppers, I’ve been mocking HNT for about two years now as I find it kind of lame. So to mock it I suggest people wear as many clothes as possible and post their picture. That’s all.

  29. egan says:

    ChickyBabe – you will get another chance. I wanted to get a bigger question sample to choose from, but I posted this too late in the day for many readers. This won’t be the last video post you see.

  30. celeste says:

    haha! That’s awesome. I may just start doing that…since WAY too many people I know read my blog and HNT would be reallllly awkward.

  31. egan says:

    Celeste – I’m not even sure if HNT still exists, but I will continue FKT because I’m that dedicated.

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