I do love to give warnings on behalf of my master. Here’s my most recent observation:
Beware of an aging man with half open eyes and nappy hair. He’s been seen walking into walls and looks a bit rough under the collar. There’s a good chance this man hasn’t chatted with anyone aside from his family in a few weeks. How can I tell you ask. Strike up a conversation with the man and he’s not likely to stop talking. He will dominate conversations in person or over the phone. If you do phone said person, know that he will talk about 90% of the time because he’s missing chatting… for he’s a social creature. He does know he talks more than normal and will apologize for being so damn verbose. See it in your heart to accept his apology, grin, and then move on. Said man really doesn’t have bad intentions. Women at the Aveda and Jamba Juice stores…. he meant you no harm.