It's not just how you bump and grind it. I was lacking a bit in the creativity department for this edition of Full Klothed Thursday. Yes, that’s my daughter's sock on one of my paws. The stocking hat is one my wife likes to refer to as the "penis cap". I'll let your imagine run wild, not that it takes much to figure out what she means.
ARTICLES OF KLOTHING: 1) Old Navy button shirt 2) one baby sock 3) one adult running sock 4) boxers 5) pajama bottoms 6) socks 7) t-shirt 8) watch 9) goggles 10) stocking cap
PROPS: five o'clock shadow, extra hand
Garage Sale Value: $7 USD
Street Shock Value: 2 of 7
*Dull FKT Disclaimer – Feel free to mock or copy this crap idea of mine if you want. Don't feel obligated to do this thing every Thursday and shit. Don't fret, I won't send harassing emails to you on a weekly basis demanding you post some hot picture on your blog. That's way too much work for me and besides, I find reading other blogs boring. I try and spend as little time as possible reading and/or commenting on blogs. I prefer to spread my love for random people in other ways. I don't feel like delving into those sorts of details pubicly on my blog. Gnome sane?