Category Archives: Officially Bizarre

Holster Your Weapon

If things don’t work out for me in my current line of work, I have some options. Consider the following. a) I phoned the non-emergency number because I saw a man walking down the street with a gun on his … Continue reading

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Relish the Excited Times

I’ve been told there are universal truths/traditions you come to accept in life. Many we learn as we go and some seem like we’ve known them since we could put on our own shoes. For starters, if you see a … Continue reading

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FKT: Kleenex

Ho hum… Wednesday afternoon was kind of slow at work. My cubicle mate and I chatted about life and shifted topics to marriage proposals. We discussed the intimate details of how I didn’t get down on bended knee to propose … Continue reading

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Crummy

I’m driving around doing some errands. I pass by this department store and decide I will run inside to check a couple things off my list. I guide the Subaru through a messy interchange with Baby Singe in the backseat. … Continue reading

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So That’s What Foundation is For

It is good to meet people. It is good to dance. It’s good to dance and meet people you might find attractive. See, this is type of thought process which got me in trouble during college. When you’re underage, your … Continue reading

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The Shrooms are Loose

What is the opposite of chocolate? I’m convinced it’s brussel sprouts. Damn, it could be coleslaw too. Who eats coleslaw and why? That is vile food and it has the tendency to do wicked things to the body. Whenever a … Continue reading

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Don’t Be Fooled by the Locks that I Got

A picture is worth a thousand words. Or so it has been said. Sometimes you might wish a certain picture didn’t exist since it represented a brief moment in time. Maybe the moment in time wasn’t your favorite. It’s possible … Continue reading

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