Monthly Archives: October 2006

Dress Me Up and Call Me Pretty

Hmmm, is this a clue or not to how I look today? Sometimes it’s necessary to improvise when your local retailer nearly sells out all of its Halloween gear. I searched the store and wasn’t able to find what I … Continue reading

Posted in Games | 89 Comments

Pleased to Meet You

Handshaking is a common greeting ritual here in the United States. We tend to shake hands with other people as a welcome gesture. What happens after you shake someone’s hand? You meet someone for the first time and you extend … Continue reading

Posted in Housecapades, Opinionated, Science | 64 Comments

FridgeMaster

Alright folks.  Today Mr. Maytag is supposed to come by and magically fix our malfunctioning fridge while providing me with a reach around.  This got me thinking about other fridge mishaps and how I’m not really cut out to fix … Continue reading

Posted in Dumbass Move | 45 Comments

But What About the Cheese?

Saturday night we hosted a little gathering of my college buddies.  Most of us still live in Seattle and a few made the three hour trip up from Portland.  My wife and I graciously agreed to host after one of … Continue reading

Posted in Science | 35 Comments

Love Him, Touch Him…

My monkey, Schweetheart™, says hello.  He’s prevented me from blogging all day long by squatting on my keyboard.  He’s cute and all that shit, but he’s got to move sooner or later so I can type up something incredibly lame … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Fodder | 46 Comments

Insurance Schmurance

I have a simple question.  Does anyone drive without car insurance?  I see cars that you can tell the driver clearly doesn’t have insurance because there’s more duct tape than glass.  I’m just curious how many people truly drive around … Continue reading

Posted in Egan Wants to Know | 35 Comments

I Can Get Satisfaction

Oh yeah!  I finally get to see the Rolling Stones live in concert.  I’m very psyched.  My father-in-law is a huge Stones fan so naturally my wife knows all their songs.  She attended many Rolling Stones concerts with her dad … Continue reading

Posted in Raging Dork | 46 Comments

Everywhere You Look

While we were in Boston last week I snapped a couple photos of interest.  The first one was spotted in the Seaport district near where the Boston Tea Party ships should have been located.  "Deliveries Accepted through rear only.   NO … Continue reading

Posted in Bathroom Humor | 46 Comments

Sweet Sixty-Nine

There’s this lovely lady who used to wash my mouth out with soap who just happens to turn 69 today.  Yep, this would be my mother.  My mom is the big six nine.  I can never remember my mom without … Continue reading

Posted in Facial Tissue | 49 Comments

The Death of a Blogger

Is blogging dying off?  Has blogging, like the tv show Lost, jumped the shark? 

Posted in Egan Wants to Know | 58 Comments