Monthly Archives: September 2007

The Many, The Proud, The Citizens

How does a citizen serve their country? I’ve been watching the news lately and noticed something which irks me a bit. There’s an implication that in order to serve your country, you must be part of the military. Now I … Continue reading

Posted in Egan Wants to Know, Opinionated | 37 Comments

The Night Job that Doesn’t Pay

If you have five minutes to spare, which I’m quite certain most bloggers do, then you can listen to a character I created several weeks ago.  Five minutes, now you can’t say I didn’t warn you about the length of … Continue reading

Posted in Headphones Required, Raging Dork, Storytelling | 46 Comments

Milk Coma

Some birthday girl told me yesterday she doesn’t believe in luck. Well I don’t believe the notion that there’s no such thing as luck, but that’s a story for another day. The video is about 10 days old, but you … Continue reading

Posted in Headphones Required, Television | 41 Comments

Rage Against the Driver

We’ve all heard the expression, patience is a virtue. Last Friday I got to personally witness what happens when people stop being polite. Just north of my work building is a busy Starbucks. I make daily visits there to keep … Continue reading

Posted in Dumbass Move, Opinionated, Science | 72 Comments

If I was a NASCAR automobile…

Paul Smith, Timex, Pampers, Browns, Carters, Avent, Medela, Suave, Ivory, Crest, Phillips, American Crew, Crest, Banana Republic, Gap, Clarks, Eddie Bauer, Maytag, Yami, Stouffers, Quaker Oats, Typepad.—-MINI Cooper, Apple, Chevron.—-Starbucks, Samsung, Microsoft, Yahoo, Typepad, Google, Odwalla, Labtec, Fellowes, Speedo, Prentice … Continue reading

Posted in Headphones Required, Raging Dork | 86 Comments

Why I’m Not….

… an ARTIST If the illustration included in this post isn’t enough to show you why I should not draw for a living, I’m not sure what else I can do. You could attempt to print this out, yet I … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Fodder, Don't Quit Your Day Job, Games | 63 Comments

iGnoring the Masses

I feel like I’ve been cheating on all of you.  The past four or five days I started messing around with software included on my MacBook.  I’ve always been a tad bit curious about podcasting, now I’ve got the bug.  … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 56 Comments

Big Guys Make Poor Decisions

BIG GIZ I spied this lovely customized license plate today.  I had to do a triple take and then grab my camera phone.  Perhaps I’m a bit too hooked on phonics for my own good?  This is precisely why it’s … Continue reading

Posted in Curmudgeonly, Headphones Required, Officially Bizarre, Raging Dork | 48 Comments

Teach Me

I am selfless, I am selfless, off to work I go… My good buddy, Tod, boarded a plane Monday morning.  Normally it’s not a big deal to hop on a plane and go somewhere.  However this time my friend is … Continue reading

Posted in Doting Dude, Facial Tissue, Flirting with Homosexuality, Speedo™sphere, Storytelling | 41 Comments

Warning: he’s still alive

Psssttt, I’m still alive.  I’m in the middle of typing a sappy post about my friend.  Enjoy the fact this post is only three sentences long because succinct I am not in the subsequent post. 

Posted in Blog Fodder | 30 Comments