Monthly Archives: May 2007

Would You Look at that Beaver

Sexual harassment, it’s not a subject to be taken lightly.  Well, unless you’re in the workplace and forced to watch some online lecture about it.  I have a feeling it will be rather tedious and have some pop quizzes along … Continue reading

Posted in Bathroom Humor | 61 Comments

Vanishing Act

Forgive me bloggers, for I have sinned. Time is really beginning to tick away for us. Tuesday marked the beginning of week 30 of my wife’s pregnancy. We’re less than two weeks away from the big baby shower. This means … Continue reading

Posted in Travel | 60 Comments

Swedish Babel Fish

The Swedes are here! Family from Sweden arrived Sunday. The exciting part means I get to play Seattle tour guide for the day, introducing them to a few sights around the city. It has been really nice seeing the city … Continue reading

Posted in Current Affairs | 37 Comments

Surviving the River Wild

Photos are great.  They are fun to share with random people you’ve never met in real life.  I guess this can explain why I sporadically put bizarre photos on this very blog some Thursdays.  In college my buddy and I … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 52 Comments

Funny Name Family

Okay, I know I can do it. A post sans mention of the baby.  There are clearly other things going on in my life not pertaining to the girl waiting to emerge from my wife’s belly.  Here goes nothing…. This … Continue reading

Posted in Storytelling | 56 Comments

Are You _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ?

"So how far along are you?  Are you excited?"  Alright, it has come to my attention we clearly need more adjectives when it comes to expectant parents.  Everyone ask us the same question over and over.  Are you excited?  Are … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 58 Comments

It so is an Addiction

Well if you haven’t noticed by lack of activity on the net, my computer is down so I haven’t been able to surf the net and comment on blogs much the past few days.  24 hours from now I will … Continue reading

Posted in Web/Tech | 36 Comments

The Girl Who Could Fly

As an expectant father of a first child, here’s what I dreamed about last night.  I will do my best to make it as cohesive as possible, but dreams can be a real bitch when it comes to rhyme or … Continue reading

Posted in Storytelling | 35 Comments

Not All at Once Please

I’ve been staring at the previous post for too long, so a meandering post is what you’ll get.  The basement bathroom drain issue I mentioned a week ago,  it seems to be fixed now.  The contractor came over late last … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Fodder | 40 Comments

Another Edgy Freak

Hi, my name is Monkey Boy.   Today I will share with what it’s like to be an expectant father.  Last night my wife and I attended our birthing class.  However, before arriving I got really busy at work in the … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 55 Comments